They’re amusing because of how unreasonable and silly they are.

  • Philosophy Majors will also argue with you about anything, the difference is, you won’t understand what the hell they’re talking about.
    Just because you aren’t intelligent enough to follow our thought process, doesn’t make you…
A philosopher: this is a person who constantly experiences, sees, hears, suspects, hopes, and dreams extraordinary things; who is struck by his own thoughts as if from outside, from above and below, as if by his type of events and lightning bolts; who is perhaps a storm himself, pregnant with new lightning; a fatal person in whose vicinity things are always rumbling, growling, gaping, and acting in uncanny ways. A philosopher: oh, a being who is frequently running away from himself, frequently afraid of himself, – but too curious not to always come back to himself …
Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good & Evil (via crematedadolescent)